The Cafeteria Menu

So the cafeteria here at HIF usually just serves the Russian University students, who are Japanese students learning Russian. Their menu is in Japanese, but they provide translations for HIF students while we're here.

I'm not sure how they obtained these translations.


They were pretty priceless though. The photo is courtesy of my classmate, Kristin, who also has an awesome blog over here: http://pocketabroad.blogspot.com/. (She has a 13 year old host sister who just this summer go her first boyfriend, and naturally hilarity ensued--I really loved that particular post: http://pocketabroad.blogspot.com/2010/07/musings.html) (The section pertaining to the Japanese teenager drama is under the picture of the menu)

Anyway, anybody want to guess what they were actually trying to say on this menu? :D This isn't an official contest, but just for fun, post a comment if you think you know what they're attempting to communicate.